Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

meet kit

Saturday, December 4, 2010

do you name your cars?
i do.

there was betsy, white lightening, and old blue.
then i stopped naming my cars.
for no particular reason.
i wasn't inspired.
names did not pop into my head
while driving.

several weeks ago
i named my car.
a 2006 silver vw passat
that i have driven for
the past three years.

why did i suddenly feel compelled to name my car?

it was when my mom was here visiting.
we had been running a few errands.
it was cold and rainy.
we had one last stop to make.
we decided that i would run in
and mom would stay with c.

seemed like a good plan.
until my car developed
a mind of its own.

i got out of the car
and shut my door.
mom got out of the car
to sit in the back seat with c.
she shut her door.

and then she heard it.
the car locked.
i mean locked down.
every door, window and trunk.
with the keys in the ignition
running
and c in back seat.

what do you mean it locked i asked her?

sure enough
the passat turned into kit from knight rider
with my child in the back seat.

i called ph to come quickly.
mom called triple a.
i went inside took care of my business.
mom tried to keep c from crying.
while standing in the rain.

for the most part he had no idea
he was locked in the car by himself.
it was more traumatic on mom and i.
we both cried
and
wondered if it was too early for a drink.

kit has refused to repeat the incident
despite my request.
vw said they couldn't fix it unless
it locked down again.

but my car now has a name,
does yours?

wont you please

Monday, May 24, 2010

go vote for tommy and charlie's mom, alli.

her blog, the adventures of bean and goobs is a finalist in the 2010 Scholastic Parent & Child magazine Parent Blogger Awards. there are three finalists in six different categories and her blog was of the the few selected by the editors from over 100 blogs. i am so darn proud of her! and if you dont read her blog, you should it will make you laugh out loud.

beginning today, visitors to their website will get to vote one time for their favorite parent blog in each category. the six bloggers receiving the most votes will be featured in the August/
September 2010 issue of Scholastic Parent & Child Magazine.

you can use the link below to vote

http://www.scholastic.com/parents/blogawards/