**motherhood is hard. damn harder. harder than anything i have ever done.
**i have learned that you can spend $$ 200 on a haircut and still have mom hair.
**i will spend $$ 200 on jeans to avoid having mom jeans.
**shockingly, being pooped, peed and spit up on doesn't bother me as much as i thought it would.
**the above acts only occur to me, never to ph.
** i now understand why my mother took a bath at night and why we had an early bedtime.
** oh, how i can not wait until the bean has an early bedtime.
** motherhood does not come with a handbook. could someone please work on that? it would be much easier if it did.
**sometimes you just need 10 minutes of quiet to make it through the day.
**eating becomes a function of survival, not pleasure. you eat when you can, in shifts and at strange times.
**i think that baby gear reproduces at night. my house is being taken over by gear.
**leaving the house without spit up on me is a major feat. i wonder what people think when they see dried baby formula on my boob.
**putting on make up can make one feel human, even if you don't make it out of the house, at least you will look put together if you have a random visitor.
**although, please don't stop by my house unannounced. i am liable to be very annoyed and rude.
**motherhood is something you grow into, you get better at each day.
**motherhood also has some really crappy moments, moments that can bring you to your knees.
**but i can not think of a bigger honor or privilege than being chace's mother, even if he poops on me.
** wishing you all a happy mother's day eve.